It's probably not a good idea to ask the daughter's boyfriend to give you a hand opening the spaghetti sauce jar. Picture this: It doesn't budge. The daughter proceeds to grab the jar out of his hand and pop it open and he is left trying to convince you that he loosened it. Or worse, you and the daughter act as if you think he really did. No one is fooled in this situation.
Bowling anyone? How about a date with the daughter and her current Prince Charming? Just the three of you. Bowling sounds good. Unless of course the daughter's man doesn't break 60 and you two are hitting the 150s. Slapping hands and laughing. He doesn't mind, does he? Yes. He minds. He's been so busy practicing his jar opening skills that he has a cramp in his hand and can't bowl his best. Poor guy.
Top 5 questions you should not ask the boyfriend:
1. Do you always sweat like that?
2. What do you want to be when you grow up?
3. Is that your natural hair color?
4. Did you just trip up our front steps?
5. Do you think you'll ever be taller than my daughter?
Top 5 things you should not say to the daughter in front of the boyfriend:
1. Do you need to go potty?
2. I think someone is a little hormonal.
3. You need gum. REALLY.
4. You sound like you need to blow your nose.
5. Remember the time . . .
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