Tuesday, June 30, 2009

You Need To Confessor

Any time an unchurched kid comes to her house or gets in her car she tries new tactics to tell them/scare them about Jesus. She tries everything from saying “You think it’s hot here!” To blasting hardcore Christian rap in the minivan in hopes of making Jesus “cool.” Her son is embarrassed because:

a) His friend still hasn’t gotten over her rendition of Lake of Fire sung to the tune of Johnny Cash’s Ring of Fire.
b) His friend can’t understand a word of Fanatic anyway.

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