She has a facebook account and has requested to be friends with all of her kid’s friends. Out of respect and the hopes of reaching 1000 friends, they all accept.
She keeps thinking she is writing on a wall when actually she is posting a status therefore broadcasting things such as:
“U look great 2 Melissa. Ur kids are 2 cute.”
When she does actually post a status correctly it is uniquely embarrassing. Such as:
“Just dance, It’ll be ok-LOL” or “Headed to the gstore and then spaghetti 4 dinner. Yum-O”
This mom also enjoys reading what all her kid’s friends have posted and then using it against them later. For example:
Pitiful child of facebook mom: Can I go to Patrick’s party on Saturday?
Mom: Hmmm. I’m not sure. He was tagged in a picture that I found quite offensive.
PCoFM: It was a joke.
Mom: Well, his status says his parents are out of town this weekend.
PCoFM: It does not.
Mom: (Pointing to computer with eyebrows raised) I just saw it on my Newsfeed.
PCoFM: Sighs and walks away.
Mom: Posts on Patrick’s wall: “You better not be having a party with your parents out of town, mister.”
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